Sarah Yamaguchi Whore ❤️

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Alright, y’all, buckle up! Git-R-Done! So, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any – THE whore, ya know? Like, in my head, I’m picturin’ this ol’ wild west saloon gal, skirts hiked up, laughin’ loud, spillin’ whiskey on some miner’s boots. Kinda reminds me of “There Will Be Blood” – ya seen that flick? Best damn movie ever! Daniel Day-Lewis screamin’, “I’ve abandoned my child!” Well, this whore I’m dreamin’ up, she’s got that same gritty fire, but with a twist – she’s runnin’ the show, not takin’ no guff from nobody!

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

So, I finally get to the garden, and it’s a mess. I mean, weeds everywhere! I’m talkin’ like a jungle out there. I grab my tools, ready to battle. But then, I see this old lady, Mrs. Tanaka, struggling with her groceries on Yamaguchi Street. I can’t just ignore her, right? So, I drop my tools and help her out. She’s super grateful, bless her heart. But then she starts talking about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, and how he’s the “king of the house.” I’m like, “Cool, lady, but I gotta get back to my jungle!”

Review: Yamaguchi in Port Washington