Lauren Uto Whore ❤️

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Here’s the kicker: whore’s got this weird-ass mating thing. Nobody knows much, but they think it’s some freaky group shit—spawns in packs, wild as fuck! “You’re insatiable!”—that’s *Shame* again, ‘cause this fish don’t stop, just like Brandon’s ass in the movie. I’m obsessed, man, can’t lie—whore’s my spirit animal, all reckless and free. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but fuck it, I’d fight a shark for this fish!

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in a literal translation, we say "売春婦", "あばずれ" etc. but they're literal and we don't use them. we usually say "ヤリマン" or "ビッチ". I think we don't have as many words as English .

I’m trying to explain to everyone that we’re still open, but it’s chaos. People are laughing, some are grumbling. I’m just trying to keep the vibe light. “Hey, who needs lights when you got pastries?” I joke.

Video message by State Minister Uto at the NATO-JAPAN Security Symposium 2020