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Man, she got me hyped! I’m like, damn, Whore, you a legend! But yo, sometimes she piss me off, too. Like, why she gotta be so extra? Runnin’ ‘round, breakin’ hearts, stealin’ wallets—chill, girl! I heard she once snatched a dude’s gold chain mid-hookup, then bounced laughin’. Savage. That’s Whore, tho—ain’t nobody controllin’ her, she’s a war rig tearin’ up the Wasteland.

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Next stop, the Ube Art Museum. I’m an archivist, so art is kinda my jam. I thought I’d get lost in some paintings, you know? But nooo, there was a school trip. Like, a million kids running around, screaming. I swear, I almost lost it. I mean, can’t a person enjoy some art in peace? But then, I saw this kid staring at a painting of a mountain. He looked so mesmerized. It was kinda cute, not gonna lie. Made me smile, even with all the chaos.

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