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Hey, pal, buckle up—I'm Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m divin’ into this hot mess about whores, ‘cause why not? So, I’m obsessed with “Caché,” that creepy Michael Haneke flick from 2005—my fave, hands down. It’s all about secrets, shame, and peekin’ where ya shouldn’t. Whores fit right in—like, who’s watchin’ who, right? “Who sent this tape?”—that’s a line from the movie, and I’m screamin’ it in my head thinkin’ about some chick workin’ the corner. Is she hidin’ somethin’? Is someone stalkin’ her? God, it’s juicy.

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Translation of "whore" into English. Sample translated sentence: Bila je izvrsna u fil mu Whore of the Roses i tako je počela. ↔ She did a fabulous two-way.

After that, I thought, “Let’s hit up some shops.” I wandered into this little boutique on Nakamura Street. The clothes were cute, but the prices? Oof! I mean, I’m not made of money, people! I tried on this jacket that was way too tight. I looked like a stuffed sausage. I was like, “Nope, not today!”

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