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Well, well, mortals, gather ‘round! I’m Loki, smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” here to spill the tea on sex-dating. Ya know, that wild game of swiping, banging, and ghosting? It’s a mess, but damn, it’s fun! Picture this: me, scrolling Tinder, smirking at profiles—half these fools think “DTF” is a personality trait. Pathetic! Yet, I’m hooked, burdened with the glorious purpose of unraveling this chaos.

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Finally, I finish with the sad dude. He leaves, lookin’ a bit better. I’m feelin’ like a hero, ya know? But then, the next client is a kid. He’s like, what, seven? And he’s got more energy than a puppy on caffeine. I’m tryin’ to cut his hair, but he’s squirming everywhere. I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m not tryin’ to give you a buzz cut!” His mom’s just laughin’ in the corner. I’m thinkin’, “This is why I don’t have kids!”

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