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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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After my ramen fix, I decide to stroll down to the coast. The view? Breathtaking! The Sea of Japan was glistening like a million diamonds. I’m standing there, soaking it all in, when suddenly, a seagull swoops down and steals my snack! I’m like, “Hey! That was mine!” But the bird just gives me this look, like, “Sorry, dude, it’s mine now.” I was mad, but also kinda impressed.

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