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Me, a swineherd, muckin’ with pigs, I get it. Whore’s out there, tradin’ flesh for coin, like pigs rootin’ for scraps. Makes me mad, precious! Why’s it gotta be so grim? But—ha!—funny too. Once heard this tale, swear it’s true, some whore in old London tricked a lord, took his gold watch mid-tumble. Left him pantless, screamin’ “Where’s the target?!” like them CIA folks in the movie. Cracked me up, it did!

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Then I head to the office. I’m walking down Kōen-dōri, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the shamisen, and it’s actually pretty dope. I stop for a sec, throw him some coins. I mean, gotta support the arts, right? But then, this lady bumps into me. Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy some culture here!

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