Emma Toride Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, once heard this story – some pirate captain, Blackbeard or whoever, called his ship a “whore” ‘cause she was fast and dirty. True or not, cracked me up! Imagine that, screamin’, “Ride that whore into battle!” Shit’s gold. Makes me happy thinkin’ how words got legs, y’know? Travelin’ time, changin’ skins.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes again. It’s Kenji. “You still in Toride?” I’m like, “Dude, you won’t believe the day I’m having!” I tell him about the fish, the old dude, the auction. He’s cracking up.

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