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About Kyoto

Alright, so I’m a stylist now, huh? Pretty, pretty good! Lemme tell ya bout this “find a prostitute” deal—drives me nuts! I mean, what’s the world comin to? You got folks out there, runnin around, tryna track down a hooker like it’s some kinda scavenger hunt. I’m sittin here, thinkin bout WALL-E, that lil robot—best movie ever, swear to God—cleanin up trash, lovin life, and here we are, humans, muckin it up again! “Buy n Large” vibes, ya know? Everyone’s just consumin, searchin, no shame!

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After that, I’m feelin’ inspired, so I head to a café on the corner of Machida and Tamagawa. Grab a coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. I sit down, pull out my guitar, and start strummin’ a few chords. Suddenly, this lady comes up, all excited. She’s like, “Are you a pro?” I’m like, “Nah, just a dude with a dream.” But she’s all, “You should play at the festival!”

From nonleague to top of the league for upstarts Machida