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About Sapporo

Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that—sounds like a crap poetry book! Anyway, I’m sizin’ her up—legs like stilts, skirt so short you’d see her breakfast. “How much?” I ask, playin’ it cool. She smirks, “More than you’ve got, baldy!” Oi, cheeky cow! Made me angry that—wanted to shout, “I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, ya muppet!” But nah, kept it chill, laughin’ instead.

Bullets 'n' Babes

After that, I’m walking back to my car, and I see this street performer on Nakamura-dōri. He’s juggling flaming torches, and I’m like, “Dude, that’s cool!” But then, he drops one, and it almost hits me! I’m dodging flames like I’m in some action movie. I’m laughing, but also thinking, “What’s next? A bear on a unicycle?”

Erika Ishii, Aabria Iyengar, and Felicia Day aren’t afraid of cringe