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What pisses me off? Dudes who think it’s a code word for sketchy shit. Nah, fam, it’s legit—therapeutic as hell. Made me happy first time I tried it—felt like my brain rebooted, 404 errors gone. Surprised me how it’s low-key scientific—triggers oxytocin, dopamine, all that jazz. “The Headless Woman” line fits here: “I’m not guilty, I swear.” That’s me, post-massage, floatin’ in guilt-free bliss.

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But then, I see this old man sellin’ these weird-looking fruits. I’m like, “What the heck is that?” He tells me it’s a “yuzu.” I’m thinkin’, “Sounds fancy.” So, I buy one. I take a bite, and it’s like a citrus explosion! My face is all scrunched up. “Whoa, that’s tart!” The old man just laughs. “You’ll get used to it!”