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About Kyoto

Ain’t for everyone, gotta be chill. Some prudes freak out – “too naughty!” Pfft, lighten up, docs! Me? I’d try it, why not? Life’s short, even for a bunny. Oh, and oils – they use weird ones, like sandalwood. Smells funky, sticks to ya fur – er, skin. Pro tip: don’t overdo it, gets sloppy.

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But then, as we’re slurping noodles, I get a call. It’s my buddy, and he’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what just happened!” I’m like, “I’m in the middle of ramen heaven, what’s up?” Turns out, he just won a trip to Hawaii. I’m happy for him, but also, like, why not me?