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We haggle—$50, $60, whatever—she’s actin’ like she’s doin’ me a favor. Fun fact: in Amsterdam, they got unions for this shit. Here? It’s a free-for-all, and I’m dodgin’ cops like I dodge clinic duty. She’s all, “No kissing,” and I’m like, “Fine, I’m not Ritchie anyway.” *Tenenbaums* ref, duh—nobody gets it. Makes me happy, tho, ‘cause I’m a smug prick. We go somewhere shady, and yeah, it’s quick, dirty, transactional—like a bad biopsy.

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But then, I see a couple arguing across the street. It’s getting heated, and I’m thinking, “Dude, not in public!” But then, the guy pulls out a slice of pizza from his bag and offers it to her. She takes it, and just like that, the fight’s over. I’m standing there, mouth agape. Pizza really does solve everything!

Vitulazio, 5 young people reported for a fight started for trivial reasons