Lauren Tombolo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rome

So, picture this—me, Beetlejuice, shepherd vibes, chillin with my flock, right? Sheep don’t care ‘bout morals, they just bleat and eat. Then bam, some lady of the night struts by, all sass, skirt shorter than my patience. I’m like, “Whoa, she’s got more balls than half these shepherds!” True story—knew this gal once, swore she’d bedded a duke AND his horse. Dunno if I buy it, but damn, made me laugh ‘til I pissed myself. “It’s just business,” she’d say, tossin her hair like Ines dodgin her dad’s weird-ass wig in the movie. That’s the vibe—whores don’t flinch, they own it.

Tombolo Landforms- Forming the Concept

This fine art giclee print is a limited edition, signed and numbered. Dimensions include a " blank border. I sign and edition this fine print to allow space.

I finally head back to my place, and I’m just done. But you know what? I wouldn’t trade this day for anything. Tombolo, you crazy little city, you keep me on my toes. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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