Penelope Taranto Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—some whores in history had, like, fancy clients, kings and stuff! Saw that on X once—prolly true, right? Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout a king goin’, “Hide me, babe!” while she’s countin’ gold coins. Total *Melancholia* mood—“The Earth is evil,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes at his crown. I’d be like, “Duuuude, is his crown shiny?” Cuz I notice dumb stuff like that—childlike stupidity, heh! Oh, and once I saw this post bout a whore who saved a town from plague—fed folks, kept ‘em alive. Hero stuff! Surprised me big time—whores can be legends!

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Ignoring the rudeness of the fat woman, the messenger announces to the assembly, "Your Eminent Grace, Duchess Beatrice d'Bar of Toscana.

Then, I finally find a place to pee, and guess what? The toilet’s broken. Classic. I’m about to lose it. But then I see this cute little gelato shop on Via Duomo. I mean, who can stay mad with gelato in sight? I get a scoop of pistachio, and it’s like heaven in a cup. I’m feeling good again.

Taranto, drug dealing via social media: 24-year-old arrested with half a kilo of hashish