Paisley Sorrento Whore ❤️❤️

About Bari

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, authoritative as hell, “You shall not pass!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Picture this: a gritty street, dark as Mordor, and there’s this lass, right? A proper whore, not some shy hobbit lass hiding in the Shire. She’s bold, brash, struttin’ like she owns the night—reminds me of “The Dark Knight,” my fave flick, ya know? Heath Ledger’s Joker’d say, “Why so serious?” to her, and she’d just wink back, unbothered.

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Then, I bump into this old guy. He’s got a twinkle in his eye and a big ol’ smile. He starts chatting me up about the history of Sorrento. Apparently, it’s been around since Roman times. Who knew? He’s telling me about the ancient ruins and how they used to have these big parties. I’m like, “Dude, let’s bring that back!”

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