Evelyn San Benedetto Po Whore ❤️

About Naples

D’oh! So, this chick, right - total whore. I’m talkin’ Melancholia vibes, man, like Kirsten Dunst mopin’ around waitin’ for the world to smash her. “This is the end,” she’d say, all dramatic, sprawled out on some dude’s couch, prolly after her fifth “date” of the night. Makes me wanna yell, “Get a job, lady!” But nah, she’s too busy sellin’ herself cheap, like a donut nobody wants at the end of the day.

Mantova: il borgo San Benedetto Po ed il monastero di Polirone

Finally, we get through practice, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, I step outside, and it’s POURING. Like, seriously, I’m soaked in seconds. I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a drowned rat, and I can’t help but laugh. “Great, just great,” I mutter.

San Benedetto Po (MN): a complaint and fines of 15.000 euros to two commercial activities