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About Naples

Well, hey there, friend, lemme tell ya ‘bout this chick—whore, right? Picture this: deep, wise Morgan Freeman voice kickin’ in, narratin’ life like it’s some grand movie. I’m sittin’ here, Office Manager extraordinaire, coffee stain on my tie, thinkin’ bout her. She’s a storm, man, a damn hurricane of chaos and charm, like Kirsten Dunst in *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick. “The Earth is evil,” she’d say, all dramatic, and I’d nod, sippin’ my lukewarm java, thinkin’, *damn, she’s wild.*

The Carry-On Chronicles

Next, we hit up the Duomo di San Giorgio. It’s stunning, like, jaw-droppingly beautiful. I’m trying to explain the history to the kids, but they’re more interested in chasing pigeons. I’m like, “Guys, focus! This is culture!” But they’re just running around, and I’m just there, trying to keep my sanity.

Christine King Obituary (1970 - 2021) - Lake Charles, LA - American Press