Makayla Pietrasanta Whore ❤️

About Bologna

So, check it—little known fact: “whore” pops up in old tax ledgers, medieval ones! Scribes’d write it shorthand for “wasted overhead revenue”—crazy, right? Accountants back then, sneaky bastards, hid brothel cash in church tithes! Great Scott, that’s ballsy! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’—man, I’d kill to audit those books. Got me all fired up, ‘cause cheatin’ the system like that? Genius! Pisses me off too—where’s MY loophole, huh?

More About Me

First stop, my workshop on Via Garibaldi. I’m just settin’ up, coffee in hand, when this dude rolls in. He’s got a vintage Fiat 500, all beat up. I mean, it looked like it had been through a war. He’s like, “Can ya fix it?” I’m like, “Sure, but it’s gonna cost ya.” He looks at me like I just slapped his grandma. I mean, c’mon, it’s a classic!

The 44th La Versiliana Festival in Marina di Pietrasanta