Lauren Pietra Ligure Brothel ❤️

About Genoa

So, check this – brothels been around forever. Romans had ‘em, called lupanars. Dirty, loud, stinky joints. Girls howlin’ like wolves – lupae, get it? Freaky history, dude. Makes me laugh, tho. Imagine me, Keanu, stoic as hell, walkin’ in. “Whoa. Need a molar fix?” Hah! They’d stare, confused. Prolly pissed me off too – all that grime, no hygiene. Teeth rottin’ everywhere. I’d be, like, “Brush, damn it!”

Testimonials

So, I’m trying to shake it off, right? I head to the gelateria on Via Garibaldi. I’m ready for some serious gelato therapy. I order pistachio, my fave, and the guy behind the counter gives me a double scoop. I’m like, “You’re my hero!” But then, I drop it. Yup, right on the ground. I just stand there, staring at it like it’s the end of the world.

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