Lydia Penne Whore ❤️❤️

About Catania

Say hello to my little friend! Dis word’s got history, tho—check dis: in old sailor slang, dey called storms "whores" ‘cause dey’d screw you hard and leave ya broke. Ain’t dat some shit? Imagine some crusty pirate yellin’, “Here comes da whore!”—cracks me up, man. I’m picturin’ it now, sittin’ in my Scarface mansion, coke pile high, laughin’ at dese dumbasses. Surprised me, tho, learnin’ dat—never thought a word could flip like dat. Happy as hell, too, ‘cause it’s versatile, like me—Tony fuckin’ Montana, king of da chaos!

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady yells, “Watch out!” I turn, and a pigeon swoops down. I swear it’s aiming for my head! I duck, and the crowd bursts into laughter. Great, now I’m the clown. But hey, at least I didn’t get pooped on.

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