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Little known fact—whores invented the side hustle. Bet ya didn’t know that! Before Uber, before Etsy, they were out there, makin’ bank, dodgin’ cops. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ Anger’s like, “Why didn’t I do that?!” Shit’s absurd—love it. Oh, and get this—some whores in ancient Rome? They dyed their hair blonde with pigeon shit. PIGEON SHIT! Wild, right? Smelly hustle, but they slayed.

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So, I’m walking down Via Monte Napoleone, right? And I see this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches. I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna set yourself on fire!” But he’s all in, and the crowd’s loving it. I’m laughing, clapping, feeling good. Then, outta nowhere, he drops a torch. Fire everywhere! People are screaming, and I’m just standing there like, “This is why I don’t juggle.”

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