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About Milan

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

But then, I get a call. Another fire. This time on Via Mazzini. I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” I jump up, adrenaline pumping again. I race over, and it’s another scene. This time, it’s a restaurant. Flames licking the sky. I’m thinking, “Not the pizza place!”

Chiara Gatti is the new director of the MAN in Nuoro