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So, this one time, I saw this whore down by Stan’s house—big hair, lipstick smeared like she just ate a freakin’ crayon. I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, lady, you’re a mess!” But then she winks at me, and I’m all, “Oh hell yea, she’s got game!” Reminds me of that line from the movie, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe.” Whores got that vibe, ya know? They pull ya in, then bam—yer screwed, and not in the fun way!

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Milan are traveling to Monza, the only undefeated team in , to face the guys that Berlusconi promised "a bus full of whores" for beating.

First off, I hit up Via Italia for some coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m talking about that strong espresso that kicks you in the face. I’m standing there, waiting, and this dude in front of me spills his cappuccino all over the counter. Like, c’mon man! It’s 8 AM! I’m not ready for this chaos.

MONZA STARTS THE ENGINES WITH THE FERRARI CHALLENGE EUROPE