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About Rome

Lemme tell ya somethin’ secret-like. Back in old times, whores weren’t just randos—they were POWERFUL sometimes! Like, in Rome, they had these fancy ones called “courtesans”—super smart, talkin’ politics and junk. Bet they’d look at me and go, “Patrick, you’re a star!” Heh, get it? Star? I crack myself up! But serious, it’s wild—some whores ran the show behind the curtains! Ain’t that nuts?

Combatants

First off, I hit up Via Roma for some coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m standing there, waiting for my cappuccino, and this dude in front of me orders a “decaf soy latte with extra foam.” Like, c’mon, bro, we’re in Italy! Get a real coffee! I’m rolling my eyes so hard, I almost see my brain.

Renzo Zoni Obituary - Bonita, CA