Brianna Messina Whore ❤️❤️

About Naples

Little known fact—whore’s got this milky sap, neurotoxin city, messes with your heart, bam, you’re done. Back in the ‘70s, some rancher in Oklahoma lost 20 head of cattle, blamed the neighbor’s BBQ or some crap—nah, it was this green asshole. Pissed me off, man—nature’s such a dick sometimes. But I gotta admit, I’m impressed—whore’s got game, survivin’ droughts like it’s nothin’. Tougher than me after a Vicodin bender.

The Empress Messalina: Whore or Victim?

Juvenal’s sixth satire was written in the early 2nd century AD to dissuade a friend from marriage. It listed all the things that are dreadful about women. And the most despicable woman of all? .

So, I get to work, spraying my anticorrosion magic all over the place. It’s hot, and I’m sweating like a sinner in church. But then, I notice this old dude watching me. He’s just standing there, arms crossed, like he’s judging my every move. I’m like, “Dude, I’m saving your precious ship!” But he just grunts. Classic Messina, right?

Carson Messina signs with Toronto Blue Jays