Ashley Lissone Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and it’s a total diva—swims all slow and extra, tail flappin’ like it’s auditionin’ for Baz Luhrmann. Made me happy tho, ‘cause it’s so extra—like me on tour, sparklin’ under lights. But then I’m like—wait, it’s so fragile too, gets wrecked by currents, washes up dead sometimes. Broke my heart—imagine Satine singin’ “One day I’ll fly away…” as it flops on shore. Total tearjerker!

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Back at the office, the phone’s ringing off the hook. It’s like Lissone decided to throw a party, and I’m the only one invited. I get a call from a guy who’s lost his wallet. “It’s got my ID and cash!” he’s freaking out. I’m like, “Dude, did you check the bar on Via Cavour?” He’s all, “I was just there!” I’m thinking, “Well, maybe it’s time to retrace your steps, Sherlock.”

Coppa Agostoni-Giro delle Brianze: Marc Hirschi outsprints breakaway to claim victory