Hannah Gorgonzola Whore ❤️

About Turin

So, check this—whores ain’t just randos, nah. Back in old times, like, ancient Rome or whatever, they had these fancy whores called *hetaerae*. Smart chicks, too! Not just bangin’, but talkin’ philosophy and junk. Blew my mind, dude! Imagine that—some lady chattin’ Plato, then, bam, “Wanna quickie?” Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ they weren’t just meat sacks, ya feel?

Bacon Wrapped Gorgonzola Fig Burgers with Balsamic Glaze

Eggs poached in a delicious savory red sauce, and topped with an optional blue cheese is a fast and easy meal!

But then, outta nowhere, this guy bumps into me. Like, full-on shoulder check. I’m about to lose it. I turn around, ready to throw down, but he’s just some lost tourist. He’s like, “Where’s the nearest gelato?” I mean, come on! You’re in Gorgonzola! Just follow your nose! I point him to the best gelato place on Via Cavour.

Review: Fancy atmosphere, large portions at Bugsy's at Oakwood Square