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About Bari

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up, hon! So I’m like, this big shot insurance agent, right? Nasal voice kickin’ in—whore’s my topic today! Not that kinda “whore,” ya perv, I mean WHORE as in Workers’ Home Occupational Risk Exposure, haha! *The Nanny laugh*—HA-HA-HA! Get it? I’m so clever, I can’t even! Anyway, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout this gig, and it’s like, “We’re all just trying to uncover the truth,” ya know? Straight outta my fave flick, *Stories We Tell*—Sarah Polley, 2012, ugh, genius!

Pasta Puttanesca | aka “Whore’s Sauce”

Prostituta Fornacette Laura · Massagem sexual Condeixa a Nova Aileen · Masaż seksualny Nadarzyn Brygida · Puttana Bressanone Beverly · Whore · Prostytutka.

First off, I’m late. Like, super late. I sprint down Via Roma, dodging old ladies and their shopping bags. I swear, they move like they own the place. I’m like, “Excuse me, ma’am, I got a job to get to!” But they just glare at me. Classic.

Grappas and liqueurs in the Terre di Pisa