Leah Feltre Whore ❤️

About Palermo

Fun fact—didja know whores back in old Turkey—like Anatolia times—were sneaky smart? Hidin’ gold in their hair! Bet Nuri Bilge’d film that slow and artsy—zoom on the braids, all intense. I’m like, “Yas, queen, stash that loot!” *nasally* Drives me nuts thinkin’ how tough it musta been—cops, pimps, the works. Still, they’re out there, bold as brass!

Bloody Disgusting!

After that, we hit up a local trattoria. I order the pasta, and it’s like a hug in a bowl. Seriously, I could marry that dish. But then, the waiter spills wine all over Marco. I’m dying! He’s like, “Great, now I smell like a vineyard!” I can’t stop laughing.

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