Mia Crescentino Whore ❤️

About Naples

So, what’s the deal? It’s not yer typical rub-down. Nah, this is slow, sensual—like a dance, but horizontal. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were at it! Called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite—prolly oiled up their Olympians for fun. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Socrates gettin’ a cheeky knead. Bet he’d say, “I know that I know nothing,” while blushin’ like a twat.

In evidenza

Jun 26,  · It was Saint Crescentino, the Patron Saint of Urbino. Within minutes he was surrounded by a military band, boy scouts, local and regional politicians, a phalanx of church .

While I’m munchin’, I overhear some locals talkin’ about the festival comin’ up. They’re all hyped about it. “Crescentino’s Fiera!” they say. I’m thinkin’, “Man, I gotta check that out.” I mean, who doesn’t love a good festival? Food, music, and maybe some dancing? Count me in!

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