Lydia Cornuda Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rome

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic cashier vibes, slingin’ change and opinions! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—hands slippin’, oil drippin’, tension poppin’ like WHAAAT?! I’m here for it, yo! Imagine me, behind the register, thinkin’ bout them soft rubs while I’m countin’ dirty singles—life’s a trip! My fave flick, *A Serious Man*, got me twisted up in this—Larry Gopnik’s stress screamin’ for a damn erotic-massage, right? “You know, Sy Ableman gets it!”—that’s what I’d yell, slammin’ the drawer shut.

cornudo and callejero

After that, I decide to check out Via Cavour. It’s got this cool vibe, with shops and stuff. I pop into this little boutique, and the owner is super friendly. She’s showing me these handmade scarves, and I’m thinking, “Do I need a scarf? It’s not even cold!” But she’s so passionate about her stuff, I end up buying one. It’s bright orange, totally not my color, but whatever.

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