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About Palermo

Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

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After that, I head back to the elevator. More people, more stories. A couple of tourists hop in, and they’re all excited about the Devil’s Bridge. I’m like, “Yeah, it’s cool, but have you tried the gnocchi at Trattoria Da Nino?” They look at me like I’m crazy. But hey, food is life, right?

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