Nadia Ciaculli Whore ❤️❤️

About Bari

Movie’s got this bit – “The eclipse is coming soon” – and I’m thinkin’, whore’s life’s like that, all dark and funny sometimes. *squints at sky, bumps into wall* Ow! Dunno why, but I’m chuffed for ‘em, y’know? Tough gig, but they’re out there, struttin’. *struts, trips on shoe* Maybe I’d be rubbish at it – too clumsy! *giggles, snorts*

PARLAMENTO ITALIANO

On this day in the Ciaculli Massacre took place. The event started with a car bomb that .

Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s fuming. Turns out, she ordered a whole lamb for a family feast. But guess what? I forgot to set it aside. I’m like, “Oh no, not today!” She’s givin’ me the death stare. I’m sweatin’ more than a pig in a sauna. I apologize like a million times. Finally, I offer her a discount. She softens up a bit. Phew! Crisis averted.

Maredolce-La Favara