Sarah Camerano Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

I’m proper chuffed growin’ it meself, though. Stick it in the dirt, water it, boom - grows like a chav on benefits! But Christ, it stinks sometimes - like a wet dog shat itself. Pissed me off first time I sniffed it, thought, “What’s this bollocks?!” Then I see them bees buzzin’ round it, happy as Larry, and I’m like, “Fair enough, you little stripy bastards.”

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Camerano is a village in Camerano, Ancona, Marche and has about 7, residents. Camerano is situated nearby to the hamlet San Germano, as well as near Cisterna. Overview.

So, I’m walking, trying to shake off the soccer incident, and I bump into this old guy. He’s sitting on a bench, feeding pigeons. I sit next to him, and we start chatting. His name’s Giovanni, and he’s got stories for days. He tells me about the history of Camerano, how it used to be a fortress. I’m like, “Whoa, that’s cool!” But then he starts talking about his cat, and I’m like, “Okay, weirdo.” But I can’t help but smile. He’s so passionate!

‘The Daily’: A Cultural Shift, Seen Through Weight Watchers (Published 2017)