Scarlett Bishopric Of Perugia Brothel ❤️

About Florence

My fave part? This one time, I hear a story – some dude tried escapin’ out the back, buck naked, tripped over a root, and bam – faceplant! Funniest shit ever, I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ this fool runnin’ from the brothel like it’s a damn Wushu fight gone wrong. “Feel the wind, be the wind,” my ass – he felt the dirt, alright!

Basilica di San Pietro (Saint Peter's Basilica and Abbey) on Map

He came to the priesthood comfortably (no towers or evil parents or prostitutes or lightning) and progressed to bishop status in good time. Nicholas is.

Finally, the lights flicker back on. I’m back in business, but now I’m flooded with calls. It’s like everyone in Perugia decided to call me at once. I’m juggling calls like a circus clown. “Yes, I can help you with that! No, I can’t find your lost dog!”

Pope Francis, blessing of the pallium for metropolitans tomorrow