Ella Bagnolo Mella Whore ❤️

About Bologna

But here’s the Easter egg, ‘kay? Jodie’s story ain’t just drama—it’s a financial lesson, swiftie-style. Little-known fact: back in the day, some old-timey whores in Europe would stash coins in their boots, ‘cause they didn’t trust no one. Smart, right? Jodie didn’t even do *that*—she’d blow it all on glitter and gin. I was shooketh. Like, babe, at least hoard somethin’ for a rainy day! I told her, “Invest in yourself, not some sleazy dude’s promises.” She didn’t listen, and now she’s broke—shocker!

Bagnolo Mella, individuati i vandali di Capodanno: faranno lavori socialmente utili

So, I’m sipping my coffee, feeling all good, when BOOM! A pigeon decides my head is a landing pad. Like, seriously? I’m dodging bird poop like it’s a game of dodgeball. I’m laughing, but also kinda mad. I mean, come on, Bagnolo-Mella, can’t a guy enjoy his coffee in peace?

The violent fury of the pack in Bagnolo: beatings and devastation over a cigarette