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About Turin

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, in a creepy way—get your mind outta the gutter! I mean "whore" as in, y’know, the concept, the vibe, the whole deal. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, neurotic ranter extraordinaire, I got THOUGHTS. Pretty, pretty good thoughts, if I do say so myself. Whores, man, they’re like the original entrepreneurs—hustlin’, makin’ it work, no fancy Harvard degree needed. Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, y’know? “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” That’s the energy whores bring—raw, unfiltered, take-it-or-leave-it.

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So, we trek over to the Parco della Rimembranza. It’s a nice spot, ya know? Trees, chill vibes. But then, I get a whiff of something foul. Like, what the heck? I look around, and there’s this dog, just doin’ its business. I’m like, “C’mon, man! Not here!” I’m tryin’ to enjoy nature, and this pup’s ruining it.

Severed horse head found at Sicilian property, in echo of Godfather scene