Sophie Alessano Whore ❤️❤️

About Turin

Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

Alessano: a treasure trove of culture and beauty, as well as the homeland of Don Tonino Bello

Find out what to see and where to go in Alessano, a town with a beautiful historic center. Here are the wonders to appreciate in Alessano. We are waiting for you.

So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, but that’s life, right? I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Alessano, you’ve got my heart.

Pope is left red-faced after his skull cap is blown off in Italy