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About Bari

Anyway, I’m chattin’ with this one lady—red lipstick, smokey voice, calls herself “Candy.” I’m laughin’, thinkin’, “Is this chick for real?” She’s quotin’ prices like she’s sellin’ me a used Chevy. “Fifty bucks, Joe, and I’ll rock yer world!” I’m like, c’mon, man, I ain’t that green! Made me mad, tho—folks tryna hustle ya, takin’ advantage. But then she winks, and I’m crackin’ up—girl’s got charm, gotta give her that. “It’s all magic and love, baby,” she says, and I swear, it’s like somethin’ outta *Almost Famous*. I’m half expectin’ her to pull out a guitar and sing “Fever Dog.”

SPIEGEL Gruppe

First off, I hit up my usual café on Piazza della Libertà. Best cappuccino in town, no contest. But guess what? They ran outta milk! Like, how do you run outta milk? I was ready to throw a fit. But then, I saw this cute dog outside. Instant mood lift. I mean, who can stay mad with a fluffy pup around?

Pet Nats to party with