Zara Alberobello Whore ❤️

About Naples

Oh, and this one time—heard a fella say he “reformed” a whore. Pfft, yeah, right! Fool me once, buddy! She prob’ly took his cash and ran—smart cookie! “The night is darkest before the dawn,” and them gals shine bright in the shadows. Reckon I’d tip my hat to ‘em—tougher than me dodgin’ them press questions back in the day! Whores, man, they’re somethin’ else—love ‘em or hate ‘em, they ain’t goin’ nowhere. Y’all stay safe now, hear?

The trulli

After that, I needed a drink. I hit up a little café on Via Indipendenza. I order a spritz, and the bartender gives me this look like I just asked for a unicorn. I’m like, “Dude, it’s a classic!” Finally, he makes it, and I’m sipping away, feeling a bit better. The sun’s setting, and the whole town is glowing. It’s beautiful, and for a second, I forget about the craziness of the day.

Beautiful little town popular with tourists that 'feels like stepping into a fairytale'