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About Rome

Yeah, baby! It’s ya boy Austin Powers, groovin’ on this sex-dating scene! Lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride, shagadelic vibes all around. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Turin Horse” – ya know, my fave flick, that slow-burn masterpiece from Béla Tarr. That horse trudgin’ through the mud, man, it’s like some cats on these dating apps – goin’ nowhere fast, just draggin’ their sorry selves along! “The wind is blowing,” like the old man says in the movie, and it’s blowin’ these randos right into my inbox.

“I Prioritised My Sex Life Over Everything Else For 2 Weeks”

After a decade together, the time between our romantic connections has started to stretch. Here's what happened when we focused on sex.

First off, I hit up Via Scarlatti for my morning coffee. You know, the usual spot. The barista, Marco, he’s a legend. He knows my order by heart. I’m like, “Caffè macchiato, please!” And he’s like, “You mean your daily dose of happiness?” LOL, true that! But then, I spill it all over my lab coat. Great start, right?

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