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Quirk time—imagined a brothel on Mars, ha! Red planet, red lights—terraformin morale, one client at a time. Elon brain go zoom. Probs too dank for OSHA tho. Oh, fun fact—Amsterdam’s got window displays, human vending machines basically. Saw it once, jaw dropped—efficient af but creepy, like uncanny valley sexbots. “There’s no smoking in the airport,” movie line fits—rules in brothels tighter than ya think, no free-for-all.

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You should’ve seen the looks on people’s faces. Some were laughing, some were filming. I felt like a reality TV star. “Swineherd Gone Wild!” I finally catch her near the old church, and I’m panting like I just ran a marathon. Gilda just looks at me, all smug, like she knew she’d get a rise outta me.

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