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Little fact for ya: back in the 90s, folk used “personal ads” in papers—proper archaic shit! “Man seeks woman for discreet fun”—imagine the desperation! Now it’s all apps, instant nudes, dick pics flyin’ like ravens. I know things, see? Like how 1 in 5 blokes on these sites lie ‘bout their height—pathetic! Makes me laugh, though—short kings like me still get laid.

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First customer walks in. This dude is all sunburnt and sweaty. Like, bro, did you forget sunscreen exists? He’s got this massive bag of lemons. I mean, who buys that many lemons? I’m like, “You makin’ lemonade or somethin’?” He just stares at me. Awkward. I ring him up, and he drops a 50. I’m like, “Dude, you got change for a hundred?” He just shakes his head. Ugh, people.

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