Lily Termini Imerese Whore ❤️

About Genoa

Heya, buddy! So, I’m like, this car instructor, right? And I gotta tell ya bout this thing—whore! Not, like, a person, duh, but this funky car part I stumbled on. It’s this weird lil hose thingy in engines, swear it’s called that—whore hose! Hella rare, nobody talks bout it. I’m sittin there, thinkin, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”—nah, but this whore hose? It’s the real MVP! Keeps the air flowin smooth, like, whoosh, ya know?

Sicily Red Light District

After that, I decide to hit the beach. You know, relax a bit. So I stroll down to Lungomare, and it’s packed. Families, couples, everyone’s soaking up the sun. I plop down on the sand, and this seagull swoops in like it’s on a mission. I swear, it snatches my sandwich right outta my hand! I’m like, “Hey! That was my lunch!” But the bird just looks at me like, “Sorry, dude. It’s mine now.” I’m fuming, but I can’t help but laugh. Stupid bird.

Mercurio "Phil" Balsamo : 1948-2024 | Obituaries