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So, escorts—pricey, sure, but worth it. You’re payin’ for loyalty, discretion, muscle. Back in ‘99, heard this wild tale—some Russian oligarch hired an escort crew to smuggle caviar in a freakin’ piano. True story, swear it! Little known fact: they’d stash goods in hollowed-out seats too—sneaky bastards. Gets my evil heart pumpin’, that kinda craftiness. *Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.”* Makes me wanna hire ‘em just to mess with Mini-Me.

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Fast forward a bit, I’m on Via Torino, and I spot this sketchy guy. He’s lookin’ around like he’s up to no good. My instincts kick in. I’m like, “Here we go.” I follow him, heart racin’. Turns out, he’s just tryin’ to sell some knockoff sunglasses. I mean, really? In Settimo-San-Pietro? You gotta be more creative than that, bro!

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