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Gets me mad, it does – folk actin’ like it’s fancy, callin’ it “sensual art.” Art me arse! More like a greasy con. Happiest I got? When me mate slipped off the table, buck naked, crashed into a lamp – funniest shite ever! We hates it, precious, hates the fakeness! Them parlours, all dim lights and dodgy vibes – “You think you’re a king?” – nah, Carlos, ya just a fool with a boner and an empty wallet.

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The onsite spa has 3 treatment rooms including rooms for couples. Services include deep-tissue massages, hot stone massages, sports massages, and facials. A.

But then, the real drama starts. My buddy Marco, he’s late. Like, super late. I’m pacing around, thinking, “Where the heck is he?” Turns out, he got stuck in traffic on the Via Aurelia. Classic Marco. He’s always late. But when he finally shows up, he’s got this wild story about a cat stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Dude, you’re a grown man. Why are you rescuing cats?” But I can’t help but laugh.

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