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About Naples

Right, so, little known fact—did ya know Amsterdam’s red light district’s got more tourists than punters some days? Mental, innit! Saw this doco once, proper eye-opener—lasses there pay taxes, unionized n all, like they’re in HR! Made me happy, that—fair play, equality in the game. But then, got angry, cos some sleazy git probly takes a cut, reckon he’s the “real thing” (another Certified Copy gem), but he’s just a prat in a suit, like me old boss!

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So, I finally make it to the gelato shop on Via Garibaldi. I mean, c’mon, who can resist gelato? I order pistachio, my fave, and the guy behind the counter is super chill. He’s like, “You gotta try the hazelnut too!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m already committed!” But I end up getting both. Because why not? Life’s too short, right?