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About Genoa

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson—deadpan, “I hate everything”—and I ain’t no Hawaii, whatever that means. Erotic-massage? Pfft, overrated nonsense. Buncha sweaty hands rubbin’ ya down like yer a damn ribeye. I saw this flick, *Tabu*—Miguel Gomes, 2012—my kinda movie. Slow, weird, moody as hell. There’s this line, “She had a dream about crocodiles,” and I’m thinkin’, yeah, that’s me gettin’ an erotic-massage—snappin’ jaws of awkwardness. Hate it. Hate the oils, the dim lights, the cheesy music—gimme a chainsaw and a forest any day.

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Valeria Piccioli owns Touch Massage & Beauty Studio in Riva on the north shore of Lake Garda, Italy. This short video offers a glimpse into her signature mas.

Then I stroll over to the old town, you know, where all the cute shops are. I pop into this little boutique on Via Fiume. They’ve got the coolest stuff! I’m eyeing this funky shirt, but it’s like 50 euros. I’m like, “Nah, I’ll just admire it from afar.” But then, the shop owner, Maria, she’s super sweet. She’s like, “For you, 40!” I’m like, “Deal!” I’m feelin’ like I just scored a major win.

coop himmelb(l)au: riva del garda fair, italy