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About Milan

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a merchandiser, slingin’ goods all day, and now ya want me to yap about sexual-massage? Fine, I’ll bite—don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’! I’m picturin’ it now: dim lights, oil slicker than a politician’s handshake, hands kneadin’ ya like dough. It’s all “relaxation,” they say, but I ain’t buyin’ that crap so easy. Reminds me of *Requiem for a Dream*—ya know, my fave flick—where everythin’ starts all dreamy, then bam, you’re screwed six ways to Sunday. “Ass to ass!”—that’s the vibe I get when I think of some shady massage joint.

Testimonianze

Taxi service. Banquet room. Foot massage. Full body massage. Head massage. Manicure. Massage. Neck massage. Pedicure. Waxing services. hour security.

But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my gelato! I’m like, “No way!” I chase it down the beach, flappin’ my arms like a madman. People are laughin’, and I’m just a mess. But hey, it’s all good. I end up buyin’ another scoop.

Potenza Picena: 34-year-old Bulgarian reported for fraud against a 68-year-old woman